There is no justice. There is only me.
ben-c:

12 people have deleted me as a contact because i wont stop changing my skype name

ben-c:

12 people have deleted me as a contact because i wont stop changing my skype name

whiteboyfriend:

justrudithings:

whiteboyfriend:

white grapes are green and red grapes are purple who named these things

I think they are named for the delicious product that can be made of grapes :P

"hold on jim, let’s not name these grapes until we see what color they are when we make them alcoholic"

photosynthesexual:

running-hunting-deducing:

sherdoor:

smallnico:

if you were a twin in ancient rome they would name the firstborn and then name the secondborn after the firstborn

except 

if your older twin’s name was geminus, your name would be anti-geminus

that is the equivalent of naming your children steve and not steve

so what happened when triplets were born 

Steve, Not Steve, Definitely Not Steve.

regenderate:

hiram-mcdaniels-for-mayor:

jaclcfrost:

let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?

Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too

and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?

spork:

strangenessmaster:

spork:

when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know howimage

I’m relating to a turtle and an apple. IM RELATING TO A TRUTLE AND AN APPLE!

that’s a fucking tomato 

aquiladafirenze:

miscaitlin:

tes1a:

tes1a:

gamers dont take hot showers

they take image-y ones

what

Don’t tell them. Don’t you dare tell them.

unleashthedragonfleet:

image

Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti

phibrizo:

I got bad news for you

phibrizo:

I got bad news for you

Hogfather is a very important book but it’s stressful to read because after Mort I instantly feel sorry for Death

always

valkyriethais:

Arkona | via Tumblr em We Heart It.

valkyriethais:

Arkona | via Tumblr em We Heart It.