12 people have deleted me as a contact because i wont stop changing my skype name
white grapes are green and red grapes are purple who named these things
I think they are named for the delicious product that can be made of grapes :P
"hold on jim, let’s not name these grapes until we see what color they are when we make them alcoholic"
if you were a twin in ancient rome they would name the firstborn and then name the secondborn after the firstborn
if your older twin’s name was geminus, your name would be anti-geminus
that is the equivalent of naming your children steve and not steve
so what happened when triplets were born
Steve, Not Steve, Definitely Not Steve.
let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?
Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too
and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?
when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know how
I’m relating to a turtle and an apple. IM RELATING TO A TRUTLE AND AN APPLE!
that’s a fucking tomato
gamers dont take hot showers
they take -y ones
Don’t tell them. Don’t you dare tell them.
Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti
I got bad news for you
Hogfather is a very important book but it’s stressful to read because after Mort I instantly feel sorry for Death